Well, this is one for the books - Matthew 1. In this chapter, we get a genealogy of Jesus through his father Joseph, all the way back to the big man himself, Abraham. Yeah, he's been dead for a while now, but you know, still an impressive lineage. We also find out that Jesus's mom was a virgin, and that he was conceived through the holy spirit. Not sure what to make of that one, but hey, it's the Bible. I guess it's allowed.