"LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! You need to know about Matthew 1: We got Jesus' family tree, and you better pay attention. It all starts with Abraham, the father of faith, and goes all the way to Joseph, Jesus' father. We got some interesting characters in there, like Judah, Tamar, and Rahab. And get this: Jesus' mom Mary was a virgin! Got that? It's a miracle! We also got Joseph, who was told by an angel to take Mary as his wife. So don't forget it. That's what Matthew 1 is all about. Now, FALL IN!"