"LISTEN UP YOU MAGGOTS! MATTHEW 21 IS ALL ABOUT JESUS RIDING INTO JERUSALEM ON A DONKEY. THE CROWDS WAVE PALM BRANCHES AND SHOUT PRAISES. JESUS THEN HEADS TO THE TEMPLE WHERE HE TURNS OVER THE MONEY-CHANGER'S TABLES AND TELLS THEM THEY TURNED HIS FATHER'S HOUSE INTO A DEN OF THIEVES. THEN HE HEALS THE SICK. THE PHARISEES TRY TO TRAP HIM WITH QUESTIONS, BUT HE OUTSMARTS THEM. THERE'S A STORY ABOUT A FIG TREE, THEN JESUS TALKS ABOUT THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. GOT IT? GOOD! MOVE OUT!"