"Listen up, soldiers! Chapter 2 of Matthew is all about Jesus' birth! We start off with a bunch of wise men, also called magi, who traveled from the East to follow a star they saw in the sky. They believed this star was a sign of the birth of a special king, and found the baby Jesus in Bethlehem. After they give him gifts, they are warned in a dream not to return to King Herod, so they go back home a different way. Later, Joseph is warned in a dream to take Jesus and his family to Egypt to escape Herod, who wanted to kill Jesus. After Herod's death, Joseph and Jesus return to Nazareth to live. That's it for Matthew 2, soldiers! Any questions?"