Ey! You maggots! You think you know the Bible? Well, listen up! I'm gonna give you the skinny on Matthew 3!

John the Baptist shows up and starts preachin' that people need to repent their sins and turn to God. He's baptizin' folks in the Jordan River. But then Jesus shows up. He's lookin' to get baptized, too, but John's all like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa! You don't need to get baptized! You're the son of God!" But Jesus insists and John baptizes him. And then, a voice from Heaven says, "This is my son, in whom I am well pleased." That's what you need to know about Matthew 3!