Alex Trebek: So, tell me a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I was just reading about Matthew 3.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Alright, what does it say?

Contestant: In Matthew 3, John the Baptist appears on the scene, preaching a message of repentance and baptizing people in the Jordan River. He also calls for the coming of the Messiah, and declares that Jesus is the one who will fulfill the prophecies of the Old Testament.

Alex Trebek: [sighs again] Okay, so what happens next?

Contestant: Then Jesus appears and is baptized by John in the Jordan River. After that, the Holy Spirit descends upon Jesus like a dove and a voice from Heaven declares Jesus to be the beloved Son of God.

Alex Trebek: [tries to change the subject] So, is that all?

Contestant: Not quite. After that, Jesus is tempted by the devil in the wilderness, but Jesus successfully resists the devil's temptations.

Alex Trebek: [mutters under his breath] Here we go again. [forces a smile] What else?

Contestant: Then Jesus begins to preach the Gospel and begins to gather followers. He even performs miracles, such as healing the sick and casting out demons.

Alex Trebek: [sighs heavily] Well, thanks for that. Let's move on to something else now, shall we?