Alex: "So, tell me a bit about yourself! What do you do for a living?"

Contestant: "Well, I'm a Bible scholar, so I thought it would be fun to give you a summary of the Bible chapter by chapter! Let's start with Matthew 2."

Alex: *sighs. "Go ahead."

Contestant: "Matthew 2 tells the story of the Wise Men coming to visit baby Jesus, guided by a star. King Herod orders all male children in Bethlehem to be killed in an attempt to eliminate Jesus, but Joseph is warned in a dream and flees to Egypt with Mary and the baby. After Herod dies, Joseph is again warned in a dream and returns to Nazareth."

Alex: *sighs again. "Well, that was...very interesting. So, uh, do you play any sports?"