Peter: Alright, so in Matthew 2, we got the wise men coming to visit Jesus.

Brian: Oh, I remember this story, it was so beautiful!

Stewie: Yeah, it's a classic. They followed a star and brought gold, frankincense and myrrh.

Chris: Wait, wasn't that a gift you got in a cracker one time?

Lois: Chris! That's not important, let's focus on the Bible. So then, the wise men came to Herod and asked where they could find Jesus, right?

Meg: Yeah, but Herod was so jealous that he wanted to kill Jesus. So the wise men didn't go to him and instead were warned by an angel in a dream to go back to their own country.

Peter: Then Joseph was warned in a dream to take Mary and Jesus and go to Egypt, so that Jesus could stay safe from Herod.

Brian: Wow, what an epic adventure.

Stewie: Yeah, I guess it was kinda like an ancient version of 'Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.'

Chris: Or 'The Lion King!'

Lois: Alright, guys, that's enough pop culture references. Let's get back to the Bible. So what happened next?

Meg: After Herod died, Joseph was warned in a dream again to go back to Israel, so he did, and they eventually settled in Nazareth.