Peter: Alright, so this chapter starts off with Jesus taking Peter, James, and John up the mountain, and he's all like "Look, I'm gonna be transfigured" and they're all like "Woah, dude!"
Lois: No way!
Stewie: Yeah, and then Moses and Elijah show up!
Brian: Whoa, that's wild!
Peter: Yeah, and then they start talking about Jesus' departure, which is gonna happen soon.
Lois: How soon?
Stewie: Soon enough that Peter's like "Let's build three tabernacles right here!"
Brian: That's a pretty bold move!
Peter: Yeah, but then a cloud comes down and covers them all and this voice comes out of the cloud and it's like "This is my Son, listen to him!"
Lois: Wow, that's pretty intense.
Stewie: Yeah, and then they all look up and Jesus is back to normal and they're all like "Dang, that was cool!"
Brian: Yeah, and then they come down from the mountain and Jesus tells them not to tell anyone what they saw until after he's risen from the dead.
Lois: Wow, that's a lot to take in!
Peter: Yeah, and then he starts talking about how faith can move mountains and how if you have faith, you can do anything.
Stewie: Yeah, and then they start talking about how much money they should give to the temple and Jesus is all like "Don't worry about it, just give them a coin and you're good."
Brian: And then the chapter ends with Jesus talking about how he'll be betrayed.
Lois: Wow, that's a lot to take in!