Peter: Alright, so Matthew Chapter 20. Things are getting wild! Well, Jesus told his disciples that the kingdom of heaven was like a landowner who hired workers to work in his vineyard. He paid them all the same, regardless of how long they had worked.

Lois: Wait, so even if you worked all day long, you still got the same amount as the one who worked for just an hour?

Brian: Yeah, but then Jesus told a parable about how the last will be first, and the first will be last.

Stewie: Not to mention the ultimate irony that Jesus's own disciples were vying for the best positions in the kingdom of heaven.

Meg: Yeah, and then Jesus healed two blind men and then he entered Jerusalem riding on a donkey.

Quagmire: Well, that's one way to make an entrance!