Peter: Alright, let’s get crackin’ on this Bible summary. So according to Matthew 24, Jesus is talking about the end of the world and all the signs of it. He said it’s gonna be a time of war, famine, and earthquakes. Kinda like when the new Star Wars movie came out and all the nerds lost their minds!

Lois: Peter! That’s not appropriate! Jesus said to watch for false prophets and to be prepared for the coming of the Son of Man. He said to stay alert and pray because no one knows when the end will be.

Stewie: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jesus said to not be afraid because He will come back and will reward everyone according to what they have done. Like a reward chart! I want an ice cream sundae!

Cleveland: Ahh, I get it! Jesus said that the end of the world will be like the days of Noah and Sodom and Gomorrah, so people should stay away from sin and greed.

Quagmire: Interesting. He said that there will be a time of great trouble, but that it will also be a time of salvation for those who remain faithful. Like when The Rock saved all of us from that giant snake in that movie!