Peter: Alright guys, let's talk about Matthew 22. According to the Bible, Jesus is asked by the Pharisees what the greatest commandment is.

Lois: And Jesus replied, "Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind!"

Peter: Right you are, Lois. Then some Sadducees came up to Jesus and asked him a question about marriage in the afterlife.

Stewie: Oh brother, here we go again. What's so important about marriage in the afterlife?

Brian: Stewie, Jesus basically said that in the afterlife, marriage doesn't exist. He said that in heaven, we are like the angels.

Lois: Then Jesus went on to tell them that the only thing that matters is that we should love God with all our heart, soul, and mind.

Peter: And then Jesus blew everyone away when he asked them whose son the Messiah was...

Quagmire: Wait a minute, did he just ask them to name the father of Jesus?

Stewie: *sarcastically* Wow, what a hard question!

Brian: When they replied "the son of David," Jesus said that they were correct and then he asked them how David could call him Lord.

Lois: And Jesus explained that the Messiah was both David's son and Lord.

Peter: And that's the end of Matthew 22, folks.