Batman: Robin, tonight we're on the trail of the mysterious biblical villains, the Pharisees.

Robin: What are they up to this time, Batman?

Batman: They've come up with a tricky test to trip up Jesus. They asked him what the greatest commandment was.

Catwoman: Ha! I'm sure Jesus was stumped by that one.

Batman: On the contrary, Catwoman. Jesus replied that the greatest commandment was to love the Lord with all your heart, soul, and mind, and to love your neighbor as yourself.

Joker: What a bore! That's no fun at all.

Batman: It may not be fun, Joker, but it's a powerful lesson about how to live life according to God's will.

Riddler: But these Pharisees aren't done yet, are they?

Batman: No, Riddler. They asked Jesus another question, this time about paying taxes. Jesus told them to give to Caesar what is Caesar's and to God what is God's.

Penguin: Clever! That's one way to stay out of trouble.

Robin: And it's a lesson we can all take to heart!