Batman: Gather 'round, Robin! It's time for another exciting chapter from the Bible!

Robin: Where are we today, Batman?

Batman: We're in Matthew 23. The Pharisees and scribes have been criticizing Jesus, so He's about to have some words for them.

Joker: Ooh, I love a good scolding!

Batman: For starters, Jesus warns against following the Pharisees' example and putting on a show of piety. He tells the people not to make a show of their prayers and fasting or they'll miss out on the true reward.

Catwoman: How boring!

Batman: Then Jesus goes on to call the Pharisees a bunch of hypocrites and warns the people away from their teachings. He tells them to do what the Pharisees say, but not what they do.

Riddler: That sounds like an interesting paradox.

Batman: Finally, Jesus warns the people about the consequences of disobeying God's law. He says that many of the Pharisees will be excluded from the kingdom of heaven, and that the people should take great care to obey God's law.

Penguin: That sounds like a lot of work.

Batman: Maybe, but it's the only way to ensure a place in the kingdom of heaven. So, stay alert, Robin!