Batman: Greetings, Robin. Let us take a look at Matthew 13!

Robin: Alright, Batman! What do we have in store?

Batman: Jesus taught the people many parables, including the parable of the sower, the parable of the wheat and tares, and the parable of the mustard seed.

Catwoman: Oh, how intriguing!

Batman: Indeed. Jesus also spoke of the mysteries of the kingdom of Heaven, and how it was hidden from the wise and prudent, but revealed to those of a childlike faith.

Robin: What a wonderful message!

Batman: Indeed. Finally, Jesus warned the people not to be deceived by false prophets, and to beware of those who would lead them astray.

Joker: Bah! Who needs Jesus when you have the Joker around? Hahahahahaha!

Batman: Now, now, Joker. We must not be so dismissive of our Lord Jesus Christ.

Joker: Oh alright, Batman. I'll leave Jesus be. But I'm still the king of mischief! Hahahaha!