Robin: Holy hard lessons, Batman! Jesus is really getting tough with the people of Jerusalem.

Batman: Indeed, Robin. He entered the city with great fanfare, being hailed as a King. But then he went to the temple and saw merchants in the outer court. He threw them out, claiming they'd turned the house of God into a den of robbers.

Catwoman: Unfathomable! What else did he do?

Batman: He then healed the sick and cast out demons. He taught the people with great authority, and the people were amazed.

Joker: Oh, how delightful!

Batman: Not for you, Joker. The chief priests and the elders of the people were so angry that they wanted to arrest him, but they were afraid of the people.

Riddler: What did Jesus do next?

Batman: He told two parables: one about a landowner who leased his vineyard to tenants and then sent his servants to collect the rent from them, and another about a king who sent his servants to collect the tribute he was owed. In both stories, the tenants mistreated the servants and eventually killed the landowner's son.

Penguin: How did the people respond?

Batman: They were so enraged that they wanted to stone Jesus. But Jesus was able to pass through the crowd unharmed.

Robin: What a miracle!