(Batman and Robin are standing in the cave)
Batman: Robin, let us review the events of Matthew 3.
Robin: Right away, Batman. It begins with John the Baptist preaching in the wilderness, warning the people of Israel to repent and prepare for the coming of the Lord.
Batman: Yes, we must remember that John was a prophet sent to announce the arrival of the Savior, Jesus.
Robin: Then, Jesus himself came and was baptized in the Jordan River.
Batman: It was then that the heavens opened and the Spirit of God descended like a dove, and a voice from heaven said, “This is my beloved Son, with whom I am well pleased.”
Robin: After that, the devil tempted Jesus in the wilderness, but Jesus resisted and the devil fled.
Batman: A true hero! We must be ever vigilant against the schemes of the Joker, Catwoman, Penguin, and Riddler.
Robin: You can count on me, Batman!