• King James Version

    1. The same day went Jesus out of the house, and sat by the sea side. / 2. And great multitudes were gathered together unto him, so that he went into a ship, and sat; and the whole multitude stood on the shore.

  • Norm

    Well folks, here's something to really chew on. In Matthew 13, Jesus is teaching the crowds in parables. He starts by talking about a farmer who scatters seeds on different soils. Some of the seeds are eaten by birds, some are attacked by thorns, and some are in good soil and bear fruit.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: "Alright, so we're talking about Matthew 13. What's going on here?" Bible Expert: "Well, the chapter begins with Jesus telling a parable about a sower and the seed. He teaches the crowd about how the seed represents the Word of God, and that the seed that falls on different types of ground produces different results.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, why don't I start by telling you about Matthew 13? Alex Trebek (in a slightly exasperated voice): Ummm...okay... Contestant: In Matthew 13, Jesus tells parables to explain the Kingdom of Heaven.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! This is Matthew 13. Jesus is gonna tell you a bunch of stories, so pay attention! First, Jesus tells a parable about how a farmer scatters seed. Some of it falls on the path and gets eaten by birds.

  • Batman

    Batman: Greetings, Robin. Let us take a look at Matthew 13! Robin: Alright, Batman! What do we have in store? Batman: Jesus taught the people many parables, including the parable of the sower, the parable of the wheat and tares, and the parable of the mustard seed.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal: Matthew 13 is all about Jesus telling parables. C'mon, man, I'm not joking here. He tells them to the crowds and his disciples, 'cause they just weren't getting it. My father used to say, "Jesus, you gotta make it simple, so they understand!" And he did.

  • Donald Trump

    Matthew 13 is an amazing chapter of the Bible! It's all about Jesus teaching, and boy was he bigly! He taught in parables and shared some terrific stories. Many people are saying that Jesus was the best teacher ever, and believe me, they're right! He told some incredible stories about a farmer who sowed seeds and then harvested a huge crop, a net that got filled with fish, a mustard seed that grew into a tree, and a hidden treasure that was found.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so in Matthew 13, Jesus tells a bunch of parables. Lois: Like what? Peter: Well, like the parable of the sower, the parable of the weeds, the parable of the mustard seed, and the parable of the hidden treasure.