• King James Version

    1. And when he had called unto {him} his twelve disciples, he gave them power {against} unclean spirits, to cast them out, and to heal all manner of sickness and all manner of disease. {against: or, over}

  • Norm

    Alright, what do we have here? Matthew 10. It starts off with Jesus sending out his 12 disciples to preach and heal. Ya know, the usual. They have instructions to go to the lost sheep of Israel, but they can't take any extra baggage.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright! We're here with Bible Expert, Dr. John Smith and we're talking about the book of Matthew. So, Dr. Smith, what can you tell us about chapter 10? Dr. Smith: Well Joe, Matthew 10 is an important chapter because it's the beginning of Jesus's ministry.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "So, tell me a little bit about yourself." Contestant: "Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible. Let me tell you about the chapter in Matthew 10..." Alex:*sighs.* "Alright, here we go again. What did it say?"

  • Drill Sergeant

    Atten-tion! Listen up, maggots! You've got a lot to learn about Matthew 10! Ya got Jesus sending out the 12 disciples to preach the good news and heal the sick! He tells 'em what to do and not to do! He warns 'em not to be afraid and to keep the faith! He tells 'em not to take any money or stuff with 'em - they'll be taken care of! Ya also got Jesus teaching 'em how to handle situations with hostile people.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, we must take on the mission of summarizing the tenth chapter of the book of Matthew! Robin: Holy Bible, Batman! What do we need to do? Batman: Well, old chum, Jesus is sending out the twelve apostles to spread the good news.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal: Jesus sent out the twelve disciples to preach to the people of Israel. He said, "Don't worry about what to say, I'm gonna take care of that. C'mon man, I'm gonna give you the power to heal the sick, cleanse lepers, and even raise the dead!" Now, my father used to say, "Nothing is impossible!" and he was right.

  • Donald Trump

    In Matthew 10, Jesus calls his 12 disciples together, a bigly group of terrific people, to send them out on a mission. He gives them the power to perform amazing miracles and to spread his message. Jesus also tells them what to expect in the mission- many haters and losers who don't believe in his power.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Matthew Chapter 10...uh...okay, so Jesus is sending out his disciples to preach the gospel and heal the sick. Lois: He's like a superhero! Stewie: What's a superhero? Brian: It's like a person who is super strong and can do amazing things.