• King James Version

    1. When the morning was come, all the chief priests and elders of the people took counsel against Jesus to put him to death: / 2. And when they had bound him, they led {him} away, and delivered him to Pontius Pilate the governor.

  • Norm

    Oh boy, it's time for Matthew 27! This chapter starts off with Judas Iscariot, the guy who totally betrayed Jesus, and how he feels guilty about it and kills himself. Then Pilate tries to let Jesus go but the crowd is like, "Nah, we want him crucified.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what do you got for us today? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, this chapter is about Jesus' crucifixion. Joe: Oh wow. So he got nailed to a cross? Bible Expert: Yes, exactly. But it all started when Judas Iscariot, one of Jesus' disciples, betrayed him.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so now that we know a bit about you, let's move on to something else. What other hobbies do you have? Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to tell you about my favorite book.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up! Matthew 27! This is all about the crucifixion of Jesus. He's betrayed by Judas and taken before the governor, Pontius Pilate. Pilate is pressured by the religious leaders to sentence Jesus to death, but he tries to pass the buck to King Herod.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy scripture, Batman! It looks like our old nemesis, Judas, has betrayed Jesus to the chief priests and officers of the Sanhedrin! Batman: Not so fast, Robin! They have given Judas 30 pieces of silver to do so, but Judas has had a change of heart and has thrown the money into the temple.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal: I'm gonna tell you what happened in Matthew 27. So, the religious leaders had Jesus arrested, folks! See here, Jack, and they took him to Pilate and asked him to sentence Jesus to death.

  • Donald Trump

    Matthew 27: It was a sad! day for Jesus. The haters and losers of the deep state had their way and crucified him. Many people are saying it was a hoax, but believe me, it was real. The religious leaders thought they were doing something terrific, but they were wrong.

  • Family Guy

    Brian: Alright, folks. We've made it to Matthew 27. Peter's out there denying Jesus three times, Jesus is betrayed by Judas and arrested, and now we find ourselves at the trial of Jesus. Lois: Hang on, the trial of Jesus? That's like a kangaroo court, right?