• King James Version

    1. Judge not, that ye be not judged. / 2. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. / 3. And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

  • Norm

    Okay, so in Matthew 7, Jesus is getting his preach on. He’s telling folks not to judge other folks, which is a message that’s still relevant today. He also warns people against false prophets and talks about how to get into Heaven - which, let me tell ya, is through the narrow gate.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, we got our Bible expert here, what've you got for us today? Bible Expert: Well Joe, I'm here to talk about Matthew 7. Joe: Alright, let's go. Bible Expert: The chapter starts off with Jesus teaching about judging others.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, let's get to know our contestant. What do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, I'm an avid Bible reader, so I thought I'd summarize Matthew 7 for you. Alex: *sighs* Okay, well, let's hear it.

  • Drill Sergeant

    ATTENTION! LISTEN UP! This is Matthew 7. This chapter is about judgement, so pay attention! You don't want to get this wrong! First off, don't judge others - you don't know why they're doing what they're doing, so don't go making assumptions.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy Bible, Batman! Chapter 7 of the book of Matthew is about an important lesson in judgment! Batman: Yes, Robin. Jesus taught that we should not judge others, for as we judge, we shall be judged.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, I'm tellin' ya - the Lord has some important lessons to learn in Matthew 7. Here's the deal - if you don't judge others, then you won't be judged yourself. C'mon, man, that's a no-brainer! But there's more - if you want to get into the Kingdom of Heaven, there's no malarkey - you gotta ask, seek, and knock.

  • Donald Trump

    Matthew 7: Bigly amazing stuff in this chapter folks – many people are saying! Jesus starts off talking about the "low energy" folks who like to point out the flaws in others, but He's like "believe me, your own flaws are way worse so don't do that!" Then He's like "tremendous: don't judge people or else you'll get judged in the same way" and "huge: keep asking, searching, and knocking and the door will be opened".

  • Family Guy

    <Peter Griffin> Alright, so in Matthew 7, Jesus is basically saying: "Don't judge people, guys. Seriously, it's like, if you point one finger at someone else, then there's three pointing back at you. Or, like, if you're gonna go looking for a speck in someone else's eye, you better make sure there's not a log in your own.