• King James Version

    1. Paul, a servant of Jesus Christ, called {to be} an apostle, separated unto the gospel of God, / 2. (Which he had promised afore by his prophets in the holy scriptures,) / 3. Concerning his Son Jesus Christ our Lord, which was made of the seed of David according to the flesh;

  • Norm

    It's time for the Bible, folks. Romans 1: Well, Paul's writing a letter to the church in Rome and it's a doozy. He's gonna talk about a bunch of stuff, like wrath and unrighteousness and the gospel. He's got a lot of big words, but the gist is that God's gonna punish all the bad guys who don't believe in Him.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, alright, alright, I'm so excited to have this Bible Expert on the show today! So tell us what you know about Romans 1. Bible Expert: Well, Romans 1 starts off by Paul introducing himself as an apostle, sent by God to preach the Gospel to the Roman people.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright contestant, so tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well first off, I think it's important to understand the Bible, and it's best summarized chapter by chapter. Alex: (sighs) You don't say.

  • Drill Sergeant

    GOTTA GET A MOVE ON! YOU HEAR ME? ROMANS 1! HERE'S THE GIST: PAUL'S GONNA WRITE ABOUT THE GOSPEL OF CHRIST, HE'S GONNA SHOW THAT IT'S POWERFUL STUFF THAT CAN CHANGE PEOPLES' LIVES. HE'S GONNA TALK ABOUT GOD'S RIGHTEOUSNESS AND HOW IT CAN BE AVAILABLE TO ALL.

  • Batman

    Batman: Holy Scripture, Batman! We've been presented with a challenge - to write a summary of the Bible, chapter by chapter, in the campy style of the 1960s Batman TV show! Robin: And here we are, at the book of Romans, Chapter 1.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. No malarkey, I'm not joking. See here, Jack, my father used to say that the Bible is literally the best book around. And in Romans 1, it really shows. C'mon, man, it's about how God sent His Son, Jesus, to save us from our sins.

  • Donald Trump

    Bigly, Romans 1 tells an unbelievable story of a man named Paul, who was called by God to spread the gospel. Paul was a terrific guy, and he was very, very committed to the cause. He was given a mission of spreading the gospel to many people, and he did it with great success.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so this is Romans 1. It starts off with Paul introducing himself and talking about how he's a servant of Jesus. Lois: Like the singing group? Peter: No, not like The Servants of Jesus, Lois.