• King James Version

    1. Know ye not, brethren, (for I speak to them that know the law,) how that the law hath dominion over a man as long as he liveth? / 2. For the woman which hath an husband is bound by the law to {her} husband so long as he liveth; but if the husband be dead, she is loosed from the law of {her} husband.

  • Norm

    Well, Romans 7 has a lot of stuff goin' on. Paul basically explains that the law is good and people should obey it, but it's also kinda a trap because it makes people do things that they don't want to do.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so, you're gonna tell us about the book of Romans, chapter 7? What can you tell us? Bible Expert: Sure! So, Romans 7 is all about the Law and how it relates to the Christian faith. Paul is talking about how the Law is good but it can't save us from our sins.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I recently studied Romans 7 in the Bible, so I can give you a summary. Alex Trebek: [Sigh] Go ahead.... Contestant: Romans 7 is primarily about how believers in Christ are no longer bound by the law.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, you maggots! ROMANS 7 is a passage about the struggle between good and evil. Paul explains that when we try to do good, the law of sin fights against us. The law of sin is like a soldier of evil, always trying to attack us and make us do bad things.

  • Batman

    Batman: Holy smokes, Robin! We've just read Romans 7 and what a doozy of a chapter it is. Robin: That's for sure, Batman! It's all about how the law of God can be difficult to obey and how we can feel overwhelmed by it.

  • Joe Biden

    C'mon, man, Romans 7 is where we really get into it, folks! Listen, Jack, here's the deal. This chapter talks about the law and uh, you know, how it relates to sin. It's literally like my father used to say: Sometimes the law is just like a trap.

  • Donald Trump

    Romans 7 is about our struggle with sin. It's about the law of God and how it reveals our sinful nature. It's a sad thing, but it's the truth. We can't seem to do what is right, and when we try, we can't keep it up.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Romans 7 is about, uh, the law and how it ain't gonna save ya, right? Brian: Right... Lois: So it's kind of like when I tried to use coupons at the grocery store and the cashier said they expired?