• King James Version

    1. {There is} therefore now no condemnation to them which are in Christ Jesus, who walk not after the flesh, but after the Spirit. / 2. For the law of the Spirit of life in Christ Jesus hath made me free from the law of sin and death.

  • Norm

    Hey folks, Norm MacDonald here to give you the rundown on Romans 8. So, Paul is really laying on the good news in this one. He's basically saying that if you're in Christ, nothing can separate you from God's love.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so Romans 8. Tell me about it. Bible Expert: Well, Romans 8 is all about God's great love for us and how it impacts our lives. It talks about how we are freed from the law of sin and death and how we can now walk according to the Spirit of God.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, what do you like to do for fun? Contestant: Well, I'm actually a big fan of the Bible and I'd love to tell you about the book of Romans. Alex: [sighs] Alright, if you must. Please, go ahead.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! This is what you need to know about Romans 8: You gotta remember that there is no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus. You got that? No condemnation. That means that the Spirit of God is with you and He's gonna help you out.

  • Batman

    Batman: [To Robin] Another chapter of Romans, and surely this one is the most exciting yet! Robin: What are we going to find in Romans 8, Batman? Batman: It's a message of hope and encouragement, Robin.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Romans 8 is about how believers in God have the Holy Spirit living inside them. It's literally like having a little piece of Heaven inside of you. It's no malarkey! My father used to say, "The Holy Spirit is like a fire that never goes out.

  • Donald Trump

    Romans 8 is all about winning, believe me! It talks about the amazing power of the Holy Spirit. It's unbelievable how much He helps us. Very, very powerful stuff. He is the one who gives us the ability to live great again, and He'll help us defeat our haters and losers! He helps us to be strong in the face of deep state, fake news, and hoaxes.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so this is Romans 8. Lois: Oh, I love that chapter. Peter: Yeah, me too. Basically, it's all about how even though we're weak and messed up, God still loves us. Stewie: Typical. Peter: Yeah, so it's all about how God's Spirit helps us when we can't help ourselves, and how we can be sure that nothing can ever separate us from God's love.