• King James Version

    1. I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, {which is} your reasonable service. / 2. And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what {is} that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.

  • Norm

    Well, this is Romans 12, and you know what that means: time to lay down some moral guidance from the good book. So listen up, folks! Paul says to offer your bodies as a living sacrifice to God, and don't be conformed to the world.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we are talking about Romans 12 and I'm here with Bible Expert Bob. So what's the deal with this chapter? Bob: Well, Joe, in this chapter Paul is calling the believers in Rome to a life of holiness, self-sacrifice, and love.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I've been studying the Bible lately and I wanted to give you a brief summary of Romans 12. Alex: (sighs) Alright, if you must. Contestant: In Romans 12, Paul encourages the Romans to live an honorable life by presenting their bodies as living sacrifices to God, being transformed by the renewal of their minds, and not conforming to the world.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, maggots! Romans 12 is all about livin' the life! You gotta be livin' sacrificially, servin' God and others with all yer heart, and not getting all caught up in the world's ways. Ya gotta be devoted to each other in love and honor God with yer lives.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, we must be vigilant against the forces of evil. The Bible is our guide, and we must now turn to the book of Romans. Robin: What do we find there, Batman? Batman: Romans 12! It tells us to be transformed by the renewing of our minds.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal: Romans 12 is all about being transformed by the renewal of your mind. It's about not conforming to the world, but being transformed by the way God wants us to think and live.

  • Donald Trump

    Romans 12 is great again! Paul really knows how to make a point. He starts by telling people to dedicate themselves to God and not be like everybody else. He then says to show love to everyone, even haters and losers.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alrighty then, let's get to it. Brian: What are we talking about, Peter? Peter: Romans 12. It's one of the chapters in the Bible, you know? Brian: Oh, so like, 'Love thy neighbor' and all that?