• King James Version

    1. Therefore thou art inexcusable, O man, whosoever thou art that judgest: for wherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest thyself; for thou that judgest doest the same things. / 2. But we are sure that the judgment of God is according to truth against them which commit such things.

  • Norm

    Romans 2, Norm MacDonald here with a summary from the Bible: God's not pleased when we judge each other, but we do it all the time. We think we're so superior to everyone else, but God's not impressed. He's gonna judge us all the same - with fairness, justice, and truth.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: So what's going on in Romans 2? Bible Expert: Well, Romans 2 is Paul's letter to the Romans confronting them on their judgmental behavior. Paul starts off by saying that we all have sinned, and that God will judge us based on our actions.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for fun, Contestant? Contestant: Well, I like to read the Bible. Alex Trebek: Ah, okay. (tries to change subject) So, what other hobbies do you have? Contestant: Well, I also like to summarize the Bible chapter by chapter.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Romans 2: You heathens better listen up! This chapter is all about judgment. God's gonna judge all of us, so we better get it together. He's not impressed by your outward show of piety. He looks at the heart and knows our sins, no matter how hard we try to hide 'em.

  • Batman

    Batman: Old Romans chapter 2, aha! It talks of God's anger, which is revealed from Heaven against all the unrighteousness of humanity. Robin: It says that God shows no partiality and will judge all people according to their works.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal: Folks, my father used to say, God will judge us all. That's why it's important not to take advantage of one another. Literally, no malarkey! C'mon, man, God will judge us according to our actions, so don't think you're above the law.

  • Donald Trump

    Romans 2 is all about judgment, and it's a bigly important concept. God bless America, it's huge! Many people are saying that God judges us all, and many such cases are true. He judges us based on our actions, it's unbelieveable.

  • Family Guy

    Brian: Alright, so Romans 2 starts off with Paul arguing that God will judge all people for their sins, no matter who they are. Stewie: Oh, so like that episode of Friends where Rachel and Ross go to the tanning salon and get judged by the tanning booth lady?