• King James Version

    1. The words of Jeremiah the son of Hilkiah, of the priests that {were} in Anathoth in the land of Benjamin: / 2. To whom the word of the LORD came in the days of Josiah the son of Amon king of Judah, in the thirteenth year of his reign.

  • Norm

    Well, this is a doozy. In Jeremiah 1, God tells Jeremiah that he has known him since before he was born and that he will be a prophet to the nations. He's like, "Hey, you're gonna be a prophet, and it's gonna be hard.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, let's start talking about Jeremiah 1. What's that all about? Bible Expert: Well, this chapter is all about God's call to Jeremiah to become a prophet. He tells him to not be afraid because God is with him and will protect him.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I thought I'd start by summarizing Jeremiah 1. Alex Trebek: [Exasperated] Oh no, not this again! Alright, go ahead.

  • Drill Sergeant

    In Jeremiah 1, God calls his prophet Jeremiah to speak his word. God tells him that before he was even born, he chose him to be a prophet to the nations. He tells Jeremiah not to be afraid or discouraged because God will be with him and will protect him.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy prophecies, Batman! What's Jeremiah 1 all about? Batman: It's the first chapter of the book of Jeremiah. It tells us about the call of Jeremiah to be a prophet of God. Joker: Oh, come on! Prophecies are so boring!

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, I'm not joking - here's the deal with Jeremiah 1. See, God called Jeremiah to be a prophet even before he was born, and said to him, "Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations.

  • Donald Trump

    Jeremiah 1 was a terrific chapter. Its main character was the prophet Jeremiah, a fine prophet from the tribe of Benjamin. Many people are saying he was a huge success. God told him that he had been chosen by God to be a prophet to the nations and that he should not be afraid.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: So, uh, the Bible chapter we're talking about today is Jeremiah 1. Lois: Oh, okay. What's it about? Peter: Well, it's about this prophet named Jeremiah who God called to be a prophet when he was a young boy.