• King James Version

    1. At that time, saith the LORD, they shall bring out the bones of the kings of Judah, and the bones of his princes, and the bones of the priests, and the bones of the prophets, and the bones of the inhabitants of Jerusalem, out of their graves:

  • Norm

    Well, folks, in Jeremiah 8, we find God just steaming mad. He's railing against the people of Israel for their sins and the false prophets who have misled them. He says that the people are like a broken jar that can't be fixed, and he has no choice but to send them into exile.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what's this chapter about? Bible Expert: Well Joe, Jeremiah 8 is a chapter about the Lord's judgment against the people of Judah for their unfaithfulness. The Lord declares that they have forsaken Him, and they will be punished with destruction and exile.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so what do you do for a living? Contestant: I'm actually a Bible scholar. Alex Trebek: Oh, great. So what can you tell us about Jeremiah 8? Contestant: Well, in Jeremiah 8, the Lord tells Jeremiah to cry out, saying that even the stork in the sky knows when it's time to migrate and yet the people of Israel don't know when it's time to turn back to God.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! This is Jeremiah 8 and I'm gonna give you the skinny on it. The Lord says that there ain't no more hope for the people of Judah, 'cause they've done messed up and broken His laws. He says that the people are like broken jars that can't be fixed.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, look! The Book of Jeremiah is telling us something important. Robin: What is it, Batman? Batman: It says that even though the people of Israel have sinned, they have been forgiven. Joker: What? That's crazy talk!

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, c'mon man, here's the deal. Jeremiah 8. Man, oh man. Listen Jack, it's pretty bad. So here's what's going on. The Lord says, "Even the stork in the sky knows when it's time to move on. But my people, they don't know the Lord's will.

  • Donald Trump

    Many people are saying that in Jeremiah 8, the Lord is sad about the state of affairs in Judah, and he's not happy with the "haters and losers" who have turned away from him. He says that the people are so deep in sin that even the wise have no idea what to do.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: So, uh, Jeremiah 8. This one's about God being mad at the people of Judah and Israel for not following His instructions, right? Cleveland: Yeah, that's right. God says, uh, "How can you say you are not guilty? Look at your sins! You have rebelled against me.