• King James Version

    1. At the same time, saith the LORD, will I be the God of all the families of Israel, and they shall be my people. / 2. Thus saith the LORD, The people {which were} left of the sword found grace in the wilderness; {even} Israel, when I went to cause him to rest.

  • Norm

    So, Jeremiah chapter 31, it starts with the Lord saying he will give Israel a new covenant, one not like the covenant he made with their ancestors when he brought them out of Egypt. Then, we get an image of a shepherd looking for his lost sheep, and then the Lord saying he will bring his people back from exile, and they will be fruitful and increase in number.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we're talking about Chapter 31 of Jeremiah. Tell us what happens! Bible Expert: This chapter is about the restoration of Israel after the Exile. God promises that he will bring them back to their homeland and they will have peace and prosperity.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, tell me about yourself. Contestant: Well, I was just reading up on the Bible and I wanted to give you a brief summary of Jeremiah 31. Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Okay...go ahead. Contestant: This chapter talks about God's promise of restoration after the Israelites were exiled to Babylon.

  • Drill Sergeant

    LISTEN UP YOU MAGGOTS! THIS IS JEREMIAH 31. Y'ALL BETTER PAY ATTENTION 'CAUSE I WON'T BE REPEATING MYSELF. GOD IS PROMISING JERUSALEM A NEW COVENANT, A BETTER ONE THAN EVER BEFORE. HE SAYS THAT THIS TIME, HIS PEOPLE WILL BE CLOSER TO HIM THAN EVER BEFORE.

  • Batman

    Batman: It's time for us to tackle Jeremiah 31, Robin! Robin: What does it say, Batman? Batman: It's a message of hope from God, Robin. He says that He'll restore the fortunes of Israel and that He'll make a new covenant with them.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack. My father used to say, "God never changes, no malarkey!". Here's the deal: Jeremiah 31 is a reminder that God's love for His people is literally unending. He promises to never forget them, and says He will never turn away from them.

  • Donald Trump

    In Jeremiah 31, we see tremendous things. God is talking about bringing the people of Israel back to their homeland. He's talking about rebuilding the ruins and restoring the land. It's amazing, believe me.

  • Family Guy

    STEWIE: Alright, so this is Jeremiah 31. Basically, God's gonna be like, "I'm gonna bring the people of Israel back to their homeland." BRIAN: Wow, that's a pretty cool thing to do. MEG: Yeah, and it's gonna be good for them.