LISTEN UP YOU MAGGOTS! THIS IS JEREMIAH 31. Y'ALL BETTER PAY ATTENTION 'CAUSE I WON'T BE REPEATING MYSELF. GOD IS PROMISING JERUSALEM A NEW COVENANT, A BETTER ONE THAN EVER BEFORE. HE SAYS THAT THIS TIME, HIS PEOPLE WILL BE CLOSER TO HIM THAN EVER BEFORE. HE WILL BE THEIR GOD, AND THEY WILL BE HIS PEOPLE. HE'S PROMISING THEM A NEW HEART AND SPIRIT, TOO. OH, AND HE'S GIVING THEM A NEW NAME: THE PEOPLE OF GOD. THEN HE'S SAYING THAT HE'LL FORGET ALL THEIR SINS, AND HE'LL NEVER AGAIN REMEMBER THEM. BOTTOM LINE IS, GOD'S PROMISING HIS PEOPLE A BETTER FUTURE. YOU GOT THAT?