"LISTEN UP! Jeremiah 39's all about Judah's downfall. Babylon invades and takes Jerusalem. The folks in charge surrender, and Babylonians take their leaders, soldiers, and craftsmen away. King Zedekiah tries to escape but fails, and Babylon cuts out his eyes and throws him in jail. The rest of the people get taken away too. Bottom line: Judah falls to Babylon. Got that, maggots?"