"LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! THIS IS JEREMIAH CHAPTER 48! Moab is gonna get it! All their cities are gonna be destroyed! They're gonna be scattered and become a joke! They'll be an object of horror and ridicule! Don't mess with Moab 'cause they're gonna suffer! And don't listen to their false prophets 'cause they ain't gonna help! This is God's word and it's gonna happen, no matter what!"