Listen up recruits! You better pay attention to this one! 1 Corinthians 1 is all about Paul, who wrote this letter to the church in Corinth. He's reminding them that it's not about being wise or powerful; it's about the power of God. →

Listen up, troops! This is Chapter 2 of 1 Corinthians! It's all about the power of God! Paul is telling us that God's power is so great that it's beyond our understanding. He also says that God's wisdom is greater than anything we can comprehend. →

Aye, listen up you lazy maggots! Chapter 3 of 1 Corinthians is all about Paul preachin' and teachin' the church at Corinth. He's telling 'em they're nothin' but a bunch of immature babies, and they need to start actin' like adults. →

Listen up, maggots! This is 1 Corinthians 4. It all starts off with Paul telling the Corinthians to not be too quick to judge people like they know it all. Then he brings up himself and Apollos and how they are like servants of Christ. →

"Listen up, recruits! Chapter 5 of 1 Corinthians is all about the importance of purity and keeping each other accountable! God wants us to be holy and avoid immoral behavior, so it is our duty to call out and remove those who choose to act in ungodly ways. →

"Listen up! 1 Corinthians 6 is all about lawsuits. Apparently, some of you are taking each other to court and Paul is telling you that it's not right. Instead, you should just accept wrongs and allow God to judge. →

"ATTENTION! Listen up, maggots. Now you're gonna get a crash course in 1 Corinthians 7. This chapter is all about marriage and singleness. Paul says that it's good for folks to stay single, but if they can't control themselves, they should get married. →

Listen up, recruits! 1 Corinthians 8 is all about one thing: knowledge. Y'see, some of ya got more knowledge than others, and in the church, that can lead to some problems. Ya got those who think they know it all, but they don't know what it all means. →

"LISTEN UP, SOLDIERS! CHAPTER NINE OF THE BIBLE IS ALL ABOUT ST. PAUL. HE'S TELLING YOU TO BE AS DILIGENT AS YOU CAN. IF YOU WORK HARD, YOU'LL BE REWARDED. ST. PAUL IS EXPLAINING HOW HE'S BEEN WORKING HARD FOR THE GOSPEL WITHOUT BEING PAID FOR IT. →

Listen up, maggots! This is 1 Corinthians 10! You need to know this stuff, so pay attention! In this chapter, Paul is warning the people about not worshipping idols and not being immoral. He's telling them that they need to avoid doing anything that would make them fall away from God. →

Listen up, maggots! Chapter 11 of Corinthians is all about proper behavior in the church. You got respect, you got submission, and you got orderly worship. That's right, order and respect. Anybody who doesn't follow that is gonna get yelled at. →

Aye, listen up! This chapter of the Bible is all about the spiritual gifts given to the faithful, and how to use them. You have gifts of healing, prophecy, serving, teaching, and speaking in tongues. Each of these gifts is given by the same Spirit, and you need to use them together to make one body work as it should. →

Hey listen up, maggots! This is 1 Corinthians 13! It's all about LOVE. That's right, LOVE! You know the kind of love that's patient and kind. That's the kind of love we're talking about here. Real love never envies or brags, it's not arrogant or rude. →

Drop and give me 20! Now listen up! This is 1 Corinthians 14. Paul is telling us that when we come together to worship, we should all be speaking in tongues and prophesying. He says that if you don't understand what's being said, then it's best to keep quiet. →

"LISTEN UP, SOLDIERS! 1 CORINTHIANS 15 IS ALL ABOUT THE RESURRECTION! It tells us that Jesus rose from the dead and that if He didn't, then our faith is all for nothing! Paul is warning us that if we don't believe in the resurrection, then we have no hope of salvation. →

Listen up, ya maggots! This here chapter is about Paul givin' instructions to the church in Corinth. He wants the church to set aside money from their collections every Sunday and keep it for the church in Jerusalem. →