Listen up! Ecclesiastes 1 is about a guy named the Preacher, who is trying to figure out what life is all about. He comes to the conclusion that life is meaningless and all the same. Nothing new ever happens and whatever you do, it all comes to nothing. →

Listen up, recruits! Ecclesiastes 2 is all about having a good time. I said have a good time! King Solomon thought he could be happy by doing all kinds of things, like gathering silver and gold, having a lot of houses, gardens and parks, and having a lot of slaves and servants. →

Listen up! Ecclesiastes 3 is all about time and how it affects everything. We got a time for everything: a time to be born, a time to die, a time to kill, a time to heal, a time to break down, a time to build up, a time to cry, a time to laugh, a time to mourn, a time to dance. →

"Listen up, maggots! Chapter 4 of Ecclesiastes is all about the power of two! Two is better than one. You work together, you get more done. Two people can protect each other from harm. Two can provide comfort and solace. →

1-7. Listen up, you newbies! This chapter is all about money. Chapter 5 of Ecclesiastes deals with the importance of not being careless with your wealth. Keep your money safe and don't waste it! First, when you go to God's house, don't babble and make empty promises. →

Listen up, maggots! This here is the chapter of Ecclesiastes 6. It's about how pointless it is to be wise and knowledgeable, because you can't take any of it with you when you die. It speaks of how life is short and that it is full of toil, but no matter how hard you work, you can't take any of your accomplishments with you when you die. →

Listen up, maggots! Chapter seven of Ecclesiastes is all about wisdom. You need to understand that you can't always control the bad things that happen in life, so you better be wise. Don't be too righteous either, because that can lead to disaster. →

ATTENTION! ECCLESIASTES 8 IS A BOOK ABOUT WISDOM. LISTEN UP! THE WISEST MAN IN THE WORLD SAYS: DON'T BE FOOLISH, KNOW YOUR PLACE IN LIFE AND THE WAYS OF GOD. YOU CAN'T ESCAPE GOD'S JUDGMENT, SO DON'T TRY. →

ATTENTION! Listen up! Ecclesiastes 9 is all about life's uncertainties. It says that no matter how hard you plan and how wise you are, you can't predict the future. Even the most powerful people can't control what will happen. →

ATTENTION! You better pay attention to what I'm about to say, 'cause I'm only gonna say it ONCE! In Ecclesiastes 10, wisdom is the key. We've got to be wise and smart with our choices and our words. A little bit of foolishness can ruin everything. →

Alright, you maggots, listen up! Ecclesiastes 11! This chapter's about LIVING LIFE! Throw your bread upon the waters, cuz you never know when you're gonna need it back! Cast your net wide, go out and explore, and don't be afraid to fail! Don't be afraid of what the future holds, but accept the good and the bad! Remember, one man's trash is another man's treasure! Enjoy the fruits of your labor, and don't forget to be generous! And last but not least, don't forget to REJOICE! Life is short so make the most of it! THAT'S ALL FOR ECCLESIASTES 11! DISMISSED! →

1-8 "Listen up, maggots! No time for dilly-dallying. This is Ecclesiastes 12, 1-8. Pay attention, because this is important. You better remember it. All right, here it is: Remember your Creator in the days of your youth, before the days of trouble come and the years draw near when you will say, 'I have no pleasure in them. →