Peter: So, according to Jeremiah 48, God's gonna bring big trouble to the city of Moab and its capital, Kir Moab.

Brian: Oh, wow. That's not good.

Lois: Moabites gonna have a rough time of it.

Stewie: Yeah, like when the Raptors took the last shot in game 6 of the Eastern Conference Finals against the Bucks.

Chris: Woah, deep cut Stewie.

Meg: Anyway, God says Moab is doomed 'cause they were too proud and didn't take any advice. Like when I said to Dad not to do the Macarena at the school talent show.

Peter: And then God's gonna come and make them so sad they'll shave their heads and cut off their clothes.

Brian: Kinda like when I shaved my head for charity and then realized I didn't have enough to give away.

Lois: And then all the towns of Moab will be destroyed and the cities will be silent.

Stewie: Like when the NBA had to take a break because of COVID-19.

Chris: Yeah, it's so quiet without basketball.

Meg: Yeah, it's gonna be super quiet in Moab.

Peter: God's gonna give the Moabites what they deserve for not doing what He said.

Brian: Kinda like when Dad got what he deserved for trying to be a rapper.

Lois: Not something we're likely to forget anytime soon.

Stewie: Yeah, like how everyone still remembers the time the Yankees traded Babe Ruth to the Red Sox.

Chris: Yeah, that's a classic.

Meg: Anyway, the people of Moab are gonna be so unhappy and God's gonna punish them.

Peter: He's gonna do it so they realize they were wrong not to listen to Him.

Brian: Like when I realized I shouldn't have tried to make a podcast about the history of jazz.

Lois: Exactly. So, don't ignore God when He's telling you something, kiddos.

Stewie: Yeah, like when I said we should buy stock in GameStop.

Chris: Good advice, Stewie.

Meg: Yeah, and don't forget what happened to the people of Moab when they didn't listen.