Peter (as Jeremiah): So, I'm the prophet, Jeremiah, and in chapter 38, the King of Judah, Zedekiah, has me thrown into a deep pit filled with mud. I'm pretty sure I'm about to die, but then this dude, Ebed-Melech, shows up and he's like, "Hey, don't worry, I'll get you out of here!" So he goes to the king and tells him to let me out.

Brian (as Ebed-Melech): Yeah, so the King of Judah is like, "Okay, fine, I'll let you out," and then I grab a bunch of old rags and I use them to pull him out of the pit.

Stewie (as Zedekiah): So, then I, the King of Judah, let him out, and he's like, "Thanks man, you saved my life!" and I'm like, "No problem! Hey, do you like The Beatles? I'm a big fan of 'Hey Jude'!"

Peter: Anyway, I say my thanks and off I go. The End.