Peter Griffin: Alright, so this one is about the prophet Jeremiah. He's writing a letter to the exiles in Babylon, telling them to settle there and build houses and stuff. He's also saying that God is gonna bring them back to Jerusalem after a few years.

Lois Griffin: But wait, isn't Jeremiah the prophet who thought God was gonna bring the exiles back in two years, but then it actually took 70 years?

Stewie Griffin: Hey, that's like when I said I was gonna finish my drawing of a unicorn in two days, but it actually took a week.

Brian Griffin: Oh, come on Stewie, that's not the same thing.

Peter Griffin: Yeah, but I'm sure there's some sort of parallel between the two.

Chris Griffin: I don't get it.

Meg Griffin: Don't worry about it, Chris. Anyways, in the letter, God is also telling them to seek peace and prosperity, and that if they do, then He'll bless them.

Lois Griffin: Kind of like when Dwight Schrute was trying to make peace between Jim and Michael on The Office.

Peter Griffin: Yeah, except this time, God's actually listening.

Brian Griffin: And no one is getting a wet paper towel thrown in their face.

Stewie Griffin: Oh, that reminds me of that time I threw a wet paper towel at Rupert.

Chris Griffin: Wow, this Jeremiah guy sure was wise.

Meg Griffin: He sure was!