Peter: Alright, uhh, chapter 28 of Jeremiah: So this false prophet Hananiah is like, "Hey, God's gonna bring the people of Israel back to their homeland soon!"

Lois: Oh, that's nice.

Brian: But then God's like, "Nah, actually, it's gonna be 70 years of exile."

Stewie: Oh, the suspense is killing me, I can't take it!

Cleveland: So then the prophet Jeremiah is like, "Hey, I'm telling the truth, not this guy Hananiah! You can trust me!"

Quagmire: But then God's like, "Nah, this Hananiah dude's done. He's gonna die. 'Cause he's a false prophet."

Peter: And then God's like, "But Jeremiah, I'm gonna fulfill the promises I made to the Israelites. Just wait it out."

Lois: So then Hananiah was like, "Ok, you win, God!" *drops the mic*

Brian: And all the people were like, "Wow, okay, Jeremiah is right and Hananiah was wrong."

Stewie: And then God was all like, "Boom! Now you know who to trust!" *makes explosion noises*

Cleveland: *nods* That was a wild chapter.

Quagmire: Yeah, this whole Bible book is like an episode of The Real Housewives.

Peter: *bursts out laughing* Now that's a reference!