Lois: Alright, Peter, let's talk about Jeremiah 22.

Peter: You mean that classic episode of Family Guy where Stewie gets a job at the local Kwik-E-Mart?

Lois: No, Peter, this is a Bible chapter.

Peter: Oh yeah, the book of Jeremiah. Gotcha. So, uh, what's it about?

Lois: Well, it starts off with a warning to the kings of Judah. God tells them to do what's right and to treat the people fairly.

Peter: Ugh, sounds like a real snooze-fest.

Lois: Peter! This is important. If they don't do what God says, then the city will be destroyed.

Peter: Wow, that's intense. I guess that's what you get for not listening to God.

Lois: That's right. Then God goes on to talk about how the kings of Judah have been wicked, and how the royal family will soon be destroyed.

Peter: So much for the royal family! Gotta love karma.

Lois: Peter! Focus. God also talks about how the people of Judah have been mistreated and how they will be punished.

Peter: Well, sounds like they had it coming. I mean, you know what they say: "You break the law, you pay the price."