Peter: Alright, here's the summary of Jeremiah 35! So, uh, it's about this dude named Jehoiakim. He's the king of Judah and he's not keeping with the covenant God made with the people. So God sends this prophet, Jeremiah, to talk to the Rechabites.

Lois: Ugh, boring. Can't you spice it up a little bit?

Peter: Oh, umm, sure. So Jeremiah brings the Rechabites to the palace and offers them some wine, but they won't drink it, because of their special vow not to drink wine.

Brian: Wow, that's some serious commitment.

Peter: Yeah, I guess so. But God is pleased and uses this as an example of how the people of Judah should keep their covenant with Him. So, God promises that the Rechabites will have a long and prosperous life, while He will punish the people of Judah for breaking the covenant.

Stewie: That's like when I saw The Hangover and it was so funny, but then at the end, it just made me feel bad and I was like, "Ugh, why did I watch this movie?"

Peter: Uhh, yeah, sure. Anyway, the moral of the story is that it pays to keep your vows.