Peter: Alright, so this is Jeremiah 10.

Lois: It's time for another chapter-by-chapter summary of the Bible.

Brian: I think this one is gonna be a real dud.

Peter: Hey, you never know. The stuff in the Bible can get pretty wild.

Lois: Well, here goes: Jeremiah 10 starts with some advice from God, telling people not to learn from the customs of other nations, and that the Lord is the only true God.

Brian: Wait, so God's got a beef with other nations?

Lois: Yeah, it looks like it.

Peter: Oh, that reminds me of that old Tom Hanks movie, "The Burbs".

Lois: Anyway, then God describes how He's the one who made everything, and how all other gods are just worthless idols.

Brian: So it's like a verse of a Beastie Boys song.

Lois: Yes, I suppose it is. Then Jeremiah gives a warning to the nations to not be deceived by their idols.

Peter: So it's like that time I thought I could be a successful stand-up comedian.

Lois: Yes, Peter, I suppose it is. Then there's a bit about how God will punish those who worship idols, and a prayer for restoration.

Brian: So it's like when I tried to get a job at the Kwik-E-Mart.

Lois: I guess so. And that's it for Jeremiah 10.