Peter: Okay, so in Jeremiah 44, it starts off with the Lord saying that He's gonna punish the people of Judah for not listening to Him. Then it goes on to say that the people are worshipping other gods, and burning incense and offerings to them.

Stewie: Duh! It's like, what did you expect? That's pretty much all they do in Family Guy.

Lois: Stewie, don't be so rude. Anyways, yeah, so the Lord is kinda ticked off and He tells them He's gonna punish them, but they don't listen. So then they go to Egypt and they still don't listen.

Peter: That's like me when I'm trying to get to work on time, but I keep getting distracted by the new Star Wars movie.

Lois: Peter, focus! So then the Lord is like, "Listen, I told you I was gonna punish you, and now I'm gonna do it, so accept it".

Stewie: Can we accept it? Or do we just have to accept it?

Lois: Stewie, I think you know what it means. Anyways, the Lord says He's gonna make sure that the people of Judah don't have a good time in Egypt, and He's gonna bring a whole bunch of trouble on them.

Peter: Sounds like a typical Wednesday night at my house!