Alex Trebek: So, tell us a little bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I was just studying Jeremiah 44 and it’s really interesting.

Alex Trebek: Uh…okay. [sighs]

Contestant: It basically talks about how the people of Judah have been unfaithful to God, and He has punished them by allowing the Babylonian forces to take them into captivity. He promises them, however, that if they return to Him and keep His commandments, He will bring them back to their land.

Alex Trebek: [rolls eyes] Uh-huh. What else?

Contestant: Well, it also talks about how the people of Judah will be punished for refusing to listen to God, and warns them that if they stay in Egypt, they will be destroyed. It ends with God telling them to turn away from their idols and worship Him alone.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Right. Anything else?

Contestant: That’s pretty much it.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Great. Well, thank you for that…uh…summary. [rolls eyes]