Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living?

Contestant: Well, I'm actually a theologian, so I'm pretty familiar with books like the Bible.

Alex Trebek: Oh, great. So, what can you tell me about the Bible?

Contestant: Well, if we want to get specific, I could tell you about Jeremiah 16.

Alex Trebek: No, no, that's ok! We don't need to get so specific.

Contestant: Alright, well, Jeremiah 16 talks about God's judgment on Israel and Judah due to their idolatry. He also warns them of the coming exile. God promises that he will bring the people back to their land after the exile and will give them a new heart and new spirit so that they can obey Him.

Alex Trebek: Ugh. I don't know why I asked.