Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell us a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I've been studying the Bible lately, and I'd like to share what I've learned about Jeremiah 37.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright...go ahead.

Contestant: In Jeremiah 37, the Babylonians attack Jerusalem and King Zedekiah is taken captive. The Babylonians install Gedaliah as the new ruler of Judah, with the command to restore the land. But a group of Jews attempt to rebel, and Gedaliah is assassinated. So the prophet Jeremiah is thrown into prison, but the king eventually releases him.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls his eyes] Well, there you have it, folks! I'm sure we can all agree that the Bible is very interesting. Moving on to our next contestant...