Alex Trebek: So, tell us a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Sure, I'd love to! Well, I think it's important to start with the Bible. In Jeremiah 33, we see God making a promise to the people of Israel. He promises to restore their fortunes and to bring them back to their homeland. At the same time, He will also bring peace and security to the land.

Alex Trebek: Uh, that's nice...?

Contestant: Absolutely! God also promises to make a new covenant with the people of Israel, one that will last forever. This covenant will be based on knowledge, understanding, and justice.

Alex Trebek: But, uh, why don't we talk about something else?

Contestant: Sure, but before we do, I just want to note that the words in this chapter are full of hope and promise for the future. God promises that He will never stop loving His people and that He will always remain faithful to them.

Alex Trebek: (sighs) Alright, let's move on.