Alex Trebek: Alright, let's get to know our contestant. What do you do for a living?

Contestant: I'm a pastor, Alex.

Alex Trebek: Wonderful. So, what are your hobbies?

Contestant: Well, I like to study the Bible.

Alex Trebek: *Sigh* Alright, if you insist. Let's start with Jeremiah 6 then.

Contestant: Well, in this chapter the prophet Jeremiah is warning the people of Judah of an impending attack from the Babylonians. He urges them to fortify themselves and prepare for battle, but warns them that it will be futile if they do not turn back to God. He also condemns the false prophets who assure the people that all will be well even if they do not repent.

Alex Trebek: *Sighs again* Can we please talk about something else?