Alex: "Okay, tell me a little bit about yourself. What do you do?"

Contestant: "Well, I'm an avid Bible reader and I'd like to tell you a little about the book of Jeremiah. Specifically, chapter 26."

Alex: (Sighs) "I guess that's fine. What does it say?"

Contestant: "Well, Jeremiah is sent by God to preach a message of repentance to the people of Judah. He warns them that if they do not turn from their wicked ways, God will bring about destruction and exile. The people ignore Jeremiah's warning and instead try to kill him. However, the leaders of the city intervene and save Jeremiah from the crowd. In the end, the people still refuse to obey God's commands, and they are ultimately exiled from the Promised Land."

Alex: (Rolls eyes) "Okay, I think we can move on now. Is there something else you wanted to tell me?"

Contestant: "Yes, actually! I'd also like to tell you about Jeremiah 27!"

Alex: (Sighs again) "Oh boy..."