Alex: "Welcome to Jeopardy, contestant! So, tell me a little about yourself!"

Contestant: "Well, Alex, I was just reading Jeremiah 7 and it says this: 'Go now to my place which was in Shiloh, where I made my name dwell at first, and see what I did to it because of the wickedness of my people Israel.' And then it says, 'And now, because you have done all these things, declares the Lord, and I spoke to you persistently, but you would not listen, and I called you, but you would not answer.'"

Alex [visibly frustrated]: "Uh, yeah, that's great. So, what do you like to do in your free time?"

Contestant: "Oh, well, I was just going to say that then Jeremiah 7 goes on to say, 'Therefore, thus says the Lord of hosts, the God of Israel: Behold, I will bring upon this place all the disaster that I spoke against it, all that is written in the book which Jeremiah prophesied against all the nations.'"

Alex [rolling his eyes]: "Right. Okay. What do YOU do for fun?"

Contestant: "Well, it goes on to say, 'Many nations and great kings shall make slaves of them, and I will recompense them according to their deeds and according to the work of their hands.' That's what Jeremiah 7 says!"

Alex [sighing]: "Okay. So, do you like sports?"