Alex Trebek: Alright contestant, what do you do for a living?

Contestant: I'm a Bible Scholar.

Alex Trebek [sighs]: Alright, so what can you tell me about Jeremiah 30?

Contestant: Well, Jeremiah 30 is a prophetic chapter that speaks of God's promises to restore the nation of Israel. It begins with the Lord's words to Jeremiah, where He promises to restore the people of Israel from their captivity and restore their fortunes. It also promises that the people will have a new covenant with God, and that He will forgive their sins and heal their land. Finally, God promises that He will gather the people of Israel from all the nations and bring them back to their homeland.

Alex Trebek [exasperated]: Uh-huh...well, let's move on to something else. What do you enjoy doing in your free time?